please have some fun vacation items when we go shopping tomorrow. it would be great if you were handing out sunscreen with every purchase. this midwestern girl's legs might burst into flame when they hit the mexican sun and sunscreen is expensive.
free your mind, body and soul from negative thoughts and ill will. when you breathe positivity in and exhale positivity out there is no room for bad feelings.
dear easter eggs:
please don't be jealous of last year's bunch:
while the scary monsters are super cute, they required copious amounts of sticky super glue and i'm pretty sure king louie got tired of me fake screaming in fright when i opened the refrigerator door.
dear Christmas village:
please, please, please, villagers, i'm begging you to pack yourselves in your boxes and put yourself away. you've been out since december and it is quite embarrassing that you're still in the family room.
today you sacrificed your only Son for me and i want to thank you. please help me to keep your sacrifice at the forefront of my mind as i go through my daily life.
have wonderful weekends! i hope you get out early or have the day off. i'm out at 1:00 instead of 4:00 and am tickled pink!