apparently i'm the self proclaimed poptart yogini. i love poptarts. a lot. they're the highlight of my day during the work week. i look forward to breakfast time the second i get out of bed. my favorites are chocolate chip cookie dough and chocolate fudge. not all the chocolate flavors are good though. the ice cream shoppe varieties have 25% less sugar. when you eat them you think 'gee, this would be really good if there was about 25% more sugar'. no one wants a bland poptart. oh, and the fruit flavors? those are the real black sheep of the poptart family. who wants cherry when cookies and cream is an option? please, keep the fruit away from the poptarts.
so, that's my love affair with poptarts. one day you take a box off the shelf at the grocery store because you haven't had one in awhile. the next day you've got five varieties (and one box of vanilla milkshake that is in desperate need of 25% more sugar way in the back that you hope no one notices) lined up like little soldiers in the pantry and your husband looks at you like he's wondering where things went wrong.
and here i am. the poptart yogini.
p.s. i cheat on the poptarts during the weekend with tony the tiger.
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